My Elist Implant Experience

And no one thinks this is just a wee bit of a plant as been seen on other pe boards? Oh forgive me I am so cynical. Maybe I’ll get better later….but I wouldn’t count on it!

Jimmy. Let the man speak first.

Thank you mate.

You know I like you :-)

Yeah, take off your asshat for awhile Jimbob.

I am overly happy

And I can share pics of y’all like

I gained major girth and length

Start a new thread in the Progress Reports and Pictures forum, then you can write about your experience too.

By all means, please do mate.

Start a thread.

I have a curiosity question. Once implanted, does the penis remain in an erect position all the time. If so, would the procedure help a guy with Cronic ED?

You stay in flaccid state for at least 4 weeks

I went in 4x4 flaccid with A slight curve

Come out 5.25x6 with the same curve

Ok look I can’t do this shit

Email me or call me and I’ll give you the real down low

I also got the Elist Penile implant done in the beginning of July, and I like the results so far, too. I went from 4x4 to 5x6(girth) when I am flaccid.

I posted my experience, too. So far, 3 weeks after surgery, I am happy with the results. Healing takes a lot of time. Check out my post.

I talked to the nurse who was looking after me in the surgery center. She said Dr Elist does 3-4 surgeries a day. She said many do do the penile implant. I asked if many guys chose to remove the implant, she said no. Most of the patients she have seen have not come back for removal. Surgery is never perfect and everyone heals differently. So far I am healing fine. My advice is to take a month off work and to follow the instructions of the Doctor. Meaning take your antibiotics and no masturbating for 4-6 weeks. I am 3 weeks into healing and it seems ok so far. I love the size of my penis now. I cannot wait to use my penis for sex.

I just read his whole experience.
That makes me really sad. Can’t even control some tears.

It’s sad to see how much a man can suffer, just because of a bit of meat.

Since we come to this world, we start suffering. New-born, kid, teenager, adult, there are so many dozens thousands things that will happen to us, to make us suffer, and like those weren’t already enough, some must add an ultra tick layer of suffering, because of one’s dick.

It’s so sad not to be able to practice one of two favorite sports or hobbies, to avoid finding oneself in the middle of other guys, to dress or undress.
It’s so sad not to be able to wear some elegant trousers and a shirt, and instead, only wear a long ugly t-shirt that will hide all the crotch area.
It’s so sad to not have been able to meet/flirt/marry that girl/woman of our dreams.
It’s so sad to live and feel so insecure, like our forehead had a written message to others ‘leave me alone, I’m not interesting’, when the other dudes are ‘broadcasting’ like ‘yeah it’s me the king of the village, with my 10 inches *shaft of the doom* ‘
Some will say it’s not a problem , but we, on this forum, we do know IT actually IS a problem. 1 fucking inch of meat will make all the difference. It will change our life forever. 1 simple inch, and a man’s life can go from ‘great life that is really worth living’ to ‘why did it have to happen to me? ‘

It is THAT important.

I feel bad for the author. I haven’t read any of his other posts, but I’m sure, those 2-3 months he has spent, in hell, with his dick in a really bad shape and mood, instead of hell, with probably 1 extra inch of natural meat, he could have spent those 2-3 months, in paradise, with his beloved wife or girlfriend, and his entire life would have been so different, and surely, so much better.

Of course, our human nature make us feel like we’re never happy with what we’ve got. In this case, we always wish our organ would be a little bigger.
But then, I feel a bit sad, and I see all the guys that are so unhappy, and almost feel like they want to kill themselves, only because they ‘only’ have a 8.5 - 9 inches dick, and they desperately want to reach 10 inches.

I hope the author is fine, and his dick is in a great shape and working at 120%.

Not sure if this was posted before: The Implantee Manifesto Against Dr. Elist’s Silicone Implant - PhalloBoards (Version 2.0)