'Size Matters' references in society

Holy shit! Imagine going to that movie with your kid and seeing something like that. I’d walk out and demand a refund.

Para-Goomba,

I remember that clip, it’s from “the sweetest thing” I think. I’m remembering most of the other episodes everyone has been talking about as well. No wonder so many men have penis anxiety.

That wouldn’t happen, because America is so prudish that it only gets shown on the unrated DVD’s etc. I think it was shown on TV here (probably other countries too), but I didn’t think it was a big deal. *shrug* I can imagine if you feel bad about your size, with a 4 incher or something, seeing something like that doesn’t help though.

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*In the old Mel Brooks comedy History of the World Part 1, the roman empress is selecting which soldiers are to participate in an orgy by checking out their equipment and singing “no, yes, yes, no,” etc, when she comes to the last soldier in the line her eyes widen and she sings “YEEEEESSS!”

*In The Last Seduction, the male lead tries to pick up the female lead, Linda Fiorentino, in a bar. She’s rude and not interested, and as a last thing before he leaves, he says “I’m hung like a horse. Think about it.” Suddenly she’s interested and even puts her hands down his pants then and there to check if it’s true.
-BTW, Linda Fiorentino is one of those who have been pretty open about her size queen tendencies, so I guess the role fits her well..

*In the movie American Pie: Naked Mile there’s a scene in the girls’ locker room where they gossip about dick size. Never watched the whole thing so there might be more. If there’s such a thing as a genre typical for size references, I think it has to be this one.

Also, in “Blazing Saddles”, when Madeline Kahn asks Cleavon Little,

“Is it twoo what they say about you bwack men”

Then once she beds him she sings out, “It’s TWOO, it’s TWOO”

There is a very slim possibility I may have actually banged Fiorentino before she became a star, some ~25 years ago. I read not too long ago that she used to live in the Stuy Town area of NYC [14-23 & 1st ave] as did I, and that she not only hung out in a couple of the same First Avenue bars that I did [Guy Fawkes being one], but that she was notorious for taking home one night stands from them— and apparently not even all the way home.
The fence fuck scene in Seduction may have been based on real life.

And Fiorentino looks like half the women I’ve been with— many of whom I never got a last name [and didn’t pay much attention to their first names either].

Who knows?

Check out the convo starting at 2:15

I forgot about that scene. Maybe the one I was talking about is floating around somewhere, too.

A couple years ago the restaurant chain, Don & Millie’s (a 50’s style dinner) ran a promotion on foot long hot dogs.

They had signs all over the place showing a hot dog saying “Size DOES Matter!” I’m not sure if they caught any

flack over it but they shortly changed it to “Taste DOES Matter”, later on.

This one is pretty high up there on the list of offensive size references.

The point of the song: Girls WILL run around telling everyone and making fun of you if you don’t have a big dick.

I have to say that, yes, there is a size reference in the song. However, there is also a point at around 1:17 or so, that references that "if you ain’t hangin’ put your tongue in it,…..mmmmm". (give good oral, and they didn’t seem to care so much)

It sounds a lot like they are describing guys that are just plain shitty in bed. (talking "big" game, and not only not "hangin", but not pleasing them in any way. They also talk about the booty quite a bit.

Yes, it’s not "fair", and there is definitely a double standard. But, it all comes down to what women’s sexuality is all about. If you rock her socks with whatya got AND give good oral, they WILL come back for more. (yes, even if the "other" guy is hung)

Some might say that a hung guy can be "taught", but many women will be way turned off, if all you are is "packin".

One of my favorite tunes ever, from one of my favorite people in world, Nova Scotian rapper Buck 65, is a nice little ditty about the tribulations of having a huge cock on ‘Centaur’. Buck 65 has been called "the Tom Waits of hip hop". He’s played the main stage at Coachella Festival, and did this song (which I was present for. Very amusing, considering 90% of people didn’t know who the fuck he is). At Coachella he did this country & western style version he’s been doing for the last 6 or 7 years. I’m an old Buck fan so I don’t love the remix as much, but here’s the original, as linked to by Salon.com: http://www.salo n.com/ent/audio … buck/index.html

You can hear/download (free) some other versions of this song (acoustic, country-ish) as well as a ton more on hypem.com

Buck 65 music search results / Hype Machine

Another rap jam that left a mark on my psyche when I bought the album at the tender age of 14 in 1995 was this: “Nine Inches Hard (featuring Juice)” on the album “D&D Projects Vol. 1”

D&D Studios was/is a seminal studio for Hop Hop in New York. This album featured the studio owners showcasing some of their projection with underground talent over it. .Since, DJ Premier, arguably the godfather of modern hip hop, now owns D&D studios but has since renamed it.

This appears on D&D Projects Vol. 1. Pretty amusing. And actually a staple in the crates of the ’90s rap connoisseur.

I can’t find a stream online, but the album is widely available on well-stocked e-tailers and otherwise.

Never heard of this chick or the movie, from this clip, it looks like a boring feminist chick flick, won’t be renting that from netflix.

What I find hilarious is at the beginning of the clip, she slaps some dude for grabbing her ass, then in the car with the black dude, she has the audacity to make a racist comment and ask to see the dude’s dick to see if "black men are bigger."

Hypocritical much?

Pity— you have so misunderstood the entire film.

The Last Seduction is a fucking brilliant con game crime flick that is also legendary for the “chick” being a voracious maneater who fucks like an animal.

But then that’s what happens when you judge a book by it’s cover.

I do hope your post was so deeply ironic that I missed the point. ;)