The Theory of Penis Relativity

All these threads about “what’s the perfect size”, “what size should I shoot for”, etc. My opinion is, it’s all relative. Relative to the other guys out there. Here’s the bottom line: if the average guy had a 14-inch dick, we would want 18-inchers. What we want to be is BIGGER THAN OTHER GUYS, or THE BIGGEST SHE HAS EVER SEEN, or whatever. I think the honest truth is that this is what we want more than “what feels best to a woman,” or anything else.

This being said: what you should shoot for is the point on the measurement bell-curve where the measurements drop off steeply. There is a point for both length and girth that’s pretty exact, based on the best penis size surveys out there. If you go by the LifeStyles Condom survey — the steep drop-off is at 7 inches length, and 5.75 inches girth. That’s where you quickly leave most of the rest of the field behind and get into the top 5%. So I’d say, shoot for THAT.

If you don’t like the Lifestyles data (I wonder, because even though it was done by trained nurses and pretty scientific, I bet the guys with really small dicks at that Cancun beach were less inclined to stop by the tent . . ), choose any data you want. But look at the measurement curve, the data line, and find that point where there’s a steep drop off. There is always one. And then shoot for that.

NOTE: My feeling is that most of these surveys were NOT bone-pressed. I just really doubt these nurses, doctors, etc. jammed the rulers to the bone like we do.

Good point, all surveys I have seen seem to drop off drastically at 7”. I would assume some surveys were taken with side measurements or even bottom measurements.

It’s likely that some got the shaft, no pun intended. They used NBPEL as their length.

Great post. Makes sense even though there will be many here including myself who are still short of this measurement but I agree with your reasoning and it is exactly how I think of it. I mean exactly. And that is why my goal is and always has been 7” NBPEL X 5.75 tapered down to say 5 1/4” below the glans for ease of cock sucking because I do love to have my dick sucked and I don’t care about guys who say girls can suck on 6” all day long.

Can somebody who does care about this tell us a little story about it…do share!!!

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I’m going for at least 8.25 L (non bone pressed) x 6.5 G

Very true. But it is always the same like this with us men. We always want ‘more’. Look at guys who go to the gym. Why do we go to the gym? To build muscles->to be more attractive to women. To be ‘bigger and stronger’ than other males.

But the funny part comes when you look at guy who weights 110 KG, who is bigger than 90% of his friends and who says ’ I am small-I need to get BIGGER!’ I bet that if you go to the gym you know tens of such guys-or at least heard about them. I can see the same with PE. Guys have 8’ dick and he wants ‘more’! For small guy like me(6”) it is unbelievable that you can have 8” dick and still need more :)

I think that the bottom line is following - INSECURITY. We men think that the bigger will be the more happy will be. Guess what-It does not work that way! I does not work this way just because of the fact that we all see or know guys who STILL want to be bigger!(both at gym or in PE). It is an endless story. The ‘deep reason’ for why we do it all is that we do not feel secure enough…we do not feel ‘man enough’…in my opinion that is why we do it all.

Disi, great comparison with the bodybuilding. Very few women find a hulking BB physique ideal, just as few women find a 10x7 monster cock ideal, yet some men pursue either goal in order to stand out from (i.e., be “better” than) other men.

Hey disi, don’t think that all the dudes that pack a 8 are greedy for wanting more. One thing most of you ignore is that, the good dick is the one that is proportional to your body frame. To be more explicit, if you’re a tall, very tall and buff man, i DON’T think you’ll be that satisfied with a 8inch, even though you’ll not feel small.

Me i’m a tall man; when people look at my stats, they are amazed at my gains but me personnally, when i look at how my dick size match my body frame im not really satisfied. Me personnally, the best dick that’ll fit me is at least a 21cm one, and i’ll settle down, meaning retire from pe at 22cm well-cimented!.
To make a long story short, i agree penis size is relative. Each one should look at his own penis and SEE if it fits him, if not what can be the best size for HIM length and girth wise and work to achieve that goal.

I think that relativity based on numbers often keeps a man just unhappy.

And it can cause a leak in your mind for evil merchants invade in.

disi - I am not necessarily saying that the 7 x 5.75 number is IDEAL, or that you should necessarily stop at that number. What I am saying is that it’s a good number to SHOOT for - where you will make a sudden leap from being “big” to being “in the top 5%) - probably the biggest most girls have seen.

Amen!

Naviator and Frank White - true, my dick looked a lot bigger when I was a skinny 140 than now at 175 - even though I have increased its size through PE. I had skinny legs so it looked like a third leg! So there is relativity to other guys, and relativity to your body size both at work.

Are we talking about the theory of general penis relativity, or special penis relativity?

1. Men’s idea of ideal penis size is relative to other men’s sizes.

2. Women’s idea of ideal penis size is relative to the sizes she has experienced.

3. A penis moving at the speed of light will have infinite mass and be perfect for a good pecker slapping.

4. A penis thrusting at the speed of light will appear to ejaculate in 5 minutes to an observer riding on the end of the penis, while the same event viewed by an observer inside the vagina will appear to take 6 thousand years.

Thank you.

That was a :funpost: