Ok guys, I have to share what happened to me this evening.
So I’m on this online dating site, and this older lady (62) contacts me. Her approach was so unusual that I had to find out what this lady was all about.
I show up at the bar, and we have a cozy little area to talk. She tells me, “before we go any further I think it’s only fair to tell you that I provide sensual massages, and you need to be comfortable with that.” Holy cow, within 10 minutes she springs this on me. I said, “Uh, by sensual massages, do you mean…..” She interrupts me, “Yes, they get a happy ending.” OMG!! So we’re talking about this and she’s telling me about how she’s able to access the guys chakra, discusses tantra, and on & on… She goes on to say that she has clients from all over, even hundreds of miles away, guys in their 20’s, older guys that have trouble getting it up, etc, coming back, that she’s that amazing. So we’re still at the bar, she reaches in her purse for some lotion & squirts some into her hands, and proceeds to give me a sensual hand massage (you guys were thinking hand job right? Perverts!! HA HA! I wish!!), & then works the lotion into my shoulders & neck. Holy crap!! I could tell she has a way & knows what a man wants!!! :) Ok, so the evening winds down, & she says that she really likes me & hopes I like her. I said, well I’m very confused because in one respect I’m so curious about these sensual massages you give, and yet, here we are on a date seeing if there’s a connection. I said, “Where do we go from here?” She says, “Well why don’t you invite me over for a candlelight dinner, and then you can strip all your clothes off, and I’ll send you to the 2nd Heaven?” She said with complete confidence, you will never experience what I have to offer ever, and when we’re done, you will literally be bouncing off the ceiling. She’s older, overweight, semi-attractive face, & SUPER SENSUAL!! What do you guys think, do I have her over for dinner? LOL I’m thinking YES!!!
Ok, so as this pertains to this thread, we also talked about penis size. She had a guy 6’5”, very large man, & then showed me the tip of her pinky. That’s all the bigger he was. And she had a guy who’s cock was as thick as a pint glass & by the looks of her spread hands, 12 inches long!!! Holy Crap that’s Gi-Normous!! She’s been doing this with hundreds of men, & she said that she thinks, now GET THIS!!!!, that the average size penis is around 7-8 inches. WTF!!! Seriously?!!! That just can’t be right. I’m sure she hasn’t measured, & must not have any sense of measurement. By her calculations, I’m average. What’s the point of this thread? I guess I need to make new, much bigger goals. HA HA!! So, I think I need to test her visual perspective. I’ve read countless times about girls that think their boyfriend’s dick is 9-10-12 inches, when in fact it’s only 7-8”. So I think I’m going to have her over, & work on my 8” (at full mast) cock and ask her how big she thinks it is. If she says, 7-8”, we’re fucked!! HA HA!! If she says 9”+, then after a BIG SIGH of RELIEF, it’ll show how inaccurate women can be who think they can measure visually without using an actual ruler. I’m also curious what she has to say about my thickness! God I hope she doesn’t say anything that’ll just piss me off! LOL ;)