Help! My balls smell funny!

A few days ago after I took a shower I put some talcum powder on my balls, you know, to soak up humidity. That may or may not have something to do with what happened to my smell yesterday and today.

Yesterday my gf told me “you smell funny” and she was right, I did. I smelled like burnt hair. So we had sex, I took a shower and this morning I took a long shower and washed my balls and ass really well. I just got home, stripped down for a shower and…. my balls don’t smell like balls, but like burnt hair or something. It’s weird.

What could possibly be happening? Anybody know any diseases or infections or whatever?

Ugh.

Hello. That’s really crap what’s happening to you mate. I use Johnson’s Baby Lotion, it helps keeping the smell at bay. Me it was my gym partner who told me my crotch is giving away some bad smell. :( (It happened when I was spotting him for Dumb bell flies.)

Dude, my balls have always smelled fine. Now they don’t smell like balls, but like burnt hair. It’s fucking weird.

:rolling:

Perhaps you have been following my advice for shaving your balls?

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EW I think you are suffering what is known in the medical profession as ‘Arse-Slap-Syndrome’.

ASS is a condition caused due to large dangling testicles slapping (for extended periods) against
a) Your partners arse-hole
b) ‘bounceback’ which leads to secondary infection from your very own blow-hole
c) Overworked scrotum sweat glands which begin to excrete a mildly toxic residue
d) cross-infection of all of the above leading inevitably to a serious dose of ASS

In rare untreated cases the malodorous toxicity (this sounds like the smell you are referring to) can lead to the entire scrotal area becoming highly flammable so for Christ’s sake don’t go lighting up a smoke whilst you are still having ASS.

Of course my prognosis is from afar and I would best recommend you visiting your local GP and let him know your think you have a bad case of ASS.

There is a very good product here in Australia called Ass-OFF (prescription only) so maybe they have either that or it’s generic equivalent ASS-END over where you live.

Good luck EW…and be careful.

Intriguing!

Have you changed laundry detergent lately? Are you sweating more and possibly have changed what you were using to something new? Do you use a powder, such as gold bond or some such stuff, and changed that? It sounds like a reaction to something new, either in the diet or in what you are putting on your body.

I do hope you can get it solved.

Yeah that about covers it.

You should stop lighting your farts.

Just kidding. I guess your diet, new medications or medical conditions could cause this but your guess is as good as mine as far as that goes.

You’re way more flexible than I am :)

Bwaaaahhhhhh!!!!!! That is by far the funniest shit that I have read in a long time.

ROFLMAO!

If you wash your balls really good like I always do, it will open doors for you. Here be thine proof, my ball cheese aroma infected friends.

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You smelled your balls?