While I was working the other day, my wife just decided to surprise me with a random blowjob at my desk. I noticed there was a LOT of teeth. Like a lot more than usual and it was becoming slightly painful and she goes mid blowjob, “I feel like I’m just biting you” and I go “You are, let’s try just the head”. She wasn’t really able to finish me off by sucking the head only so we had to do an impromptu bang session.
So I think I have officially hit the point of no more blowjobs. It sucks, but it’s a win as far as girth gains go!
By the way I just measured at 5.75 circumference at the head’s thickest point.