Penis Size Comparison Calculator

Been awhile since I’ve seen one of these size comparison calculators, so I thought I would pass this one on for fun. Make sure you select either inches or cm when you enter your measurements. Hope it ends up boosting most guys ego a little bit. I know it did mine, but I still want to be larger! :)

Yes, as noted by gprent: don’t make the mistake I did and enter your figures in inches. You’ll be sorely disappointed! It’s soul-crushing to picture a room of 1,000 guys in which 1,000 guys are bigger than you.

Also follow the instruction “Do not press the ruler under the pubic bone.”

You can change the calculator to inches so you can enter inches!

It clearly says to bone press in the instructions.

“Measuring your erect length should be done when you’re fully hard with a ruler (or some other similar measuring tool) along the top of your member slightly pressed onto the pelvic bone (bone-pressed). For datasets that do not use bone-pressed measurements, simply press the ruler against the skin and don’t push it any further in. Do not measure by the side or on the bottom. Do not press the ruler under the pubic bone.”

Your dislike of bone pressed measurements once again doesn’t apply.

I took this to mean, literally, under the public bone. That is, to avoid slipping the end of the ruler into the sub pubic arch, a hole that can give you an extra quarter to half-inch of false measurement.

In other words: rest the end of the ruler on the leading edge of the public bone.

I highly recommend the Wordpress that they link to. Very NSFW. unravelingsizedotwordpress.com

Yes, which also gets deeper with penis exercise giving a bigger and bigger false measurment and ultimately risking injury if you push in the wrong place. Better be safe and push a bit above the penis.

When I pound my chick hard, she gets my bone pressed measurement. If I go gentle NBP. I can either touch bottom or SLAM into it. I can feel the difference and so can she. I’ve seen guys say BP isn’t what you’re really using but I disagree.

Just hold your ruler vertically instead of horizontally.

There is something wrong with that calculator. It told me I got a monster dick.

Agreed, same experience here.

gprent: thanks for the link. Great calculator, especially like that it calculates volume and does a volume comparison.

Don Logan: the “Unraveling” article is a great resource. Outta be required reading for all guys! Thanks for highlighting it.

LENGTH: 16 - 81.42% In a room of 1000 guys, 186 would be bigger than you.

GIRTH: 11.52 - 42.88% In a room of 1000 guys, 571 would be bigger than you.

FLACCID: 11 - 96.07% In a room of 1000 guys, 39 would be bigger than you.

LOL this was fun!

The thing I learned from this is I have absolutely monster balls. I’d never seen a testicle comparison before.

Thank you for posting this. I’m always looking for comparison pictures like the ones found at the Skepticism/Unraveling size link, and the calculator was helpful too.

WOW! Only 17 men out of 1000 are longer than me!
But 230 are girthier… Need to work on that!

Thanks G!