I have a funny idea. If we want even heating throughout the shaft (I know NIR isn’t used for heating), why not sous vide the dick. Yup that’s right, dick sous vide. Super easy to control the temps, ensures very even heating, and maybe even compatible with water pumps so you can pump under heat. Also, there’s no chance that you would accidentally burn your dick off.
What are you guys’ thoughts on this semi-serious post?